Fireworks Cancellation Night at Municipal Utilities Payment Center Field. Sunday, 30 minutes after sunset or 8:45, whichever comes first. Celebrate the nearly mediocre first half-month performance of the Snake Valley Grasshopper Mice in the division B (lower half) state leagues with an all-new series of excuses why there won’t be a pyrotechnic festival this week either. Fireworks Cancellation Night is as always sponsored by the Patagium Village Credit Dairy and Non-Fat Convenience Store unless they’ve changed their credit card number.
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I always look forward to Fireworks Cancellation Night. There has never been a time yet I’ve been turned away satisfied.
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Ah, yes, I hear a rumor that at next month’s they’ll be not giving away baseball gloves to the first thousand kids in attendance.
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