“We’re getting the band back together,” said the person phoning me.
“I’ve never been in a band,” I protested.
“You can’t be the holdout! What are we going to do without bass guitar?”
“I’ve never touched a bass guitar in my life. I only ever played a three-quarters scale violin.”
“See?” said the voice. “That’s what gives us that unique Suburban Jersey sound!”
“The only songs I was ever okay at were the theme to Masterpiece Theater and `Memories’ from Cats. And I was never that solid at the part where I have to finger the strings. Or pluck them.”
“It’s `Memory’. That’s what makes us such an accessible sound!”
“Are you sure you have the right number?”
Anyway, we’re opening the 27th in the Loft in downtown Lansing for Aphasic Marsupials and also Made Yer Bows’ Amateur Hour.