I was having fun with bits of Mr Dooley’s Philosophy so here’s another round of quips from him.
To most people a savage nation is wan that doesn’t wear oncomf’rtable
Manny people’d rather be kilt at Newport thin at Bunker Hill.
I care not who makes th’ laws iv a nation if I can get out an injunction.
All men are br-rave in comp’ny an’ cow’rds alone, but some shows it
clearer thin others.
If Rooshia wud shave we’d not be afraid iv her.