Monday, August 5, 9:30 pm. The Lesser Pompous Lakes Office of the Comptroller invites all residents in and around the municipal area to take part in the fourth-ever Streetlight Counting Day. A half-hour after sunset please step outside, identify any and all streetlights in your area, and whether they’re working, and report back to the Office of the Comptroller. Asked if residents should decorate their streetlights or dance around them or maybe do a thing with flowers or papier-mâché the Comptroller-General said, “Yeah, sure, whatever, just send in the counts.” We can’t wait!
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Yeah buddy! I’ve got my pad of paper, No. 2, and adding machine ready for this one. They certainly know how to stoke people!
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Excellent! That’s the sort of spirit that makes for a good holiday.
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I have millions around here…. oh wait, those are stars.
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Well, those you can decorate too, if you figure out how you want them to look and how to paint them.
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