(Note: Not a complete list.)
- The head.
- The neck.
- The … uh … widdershins?
- I think there’s stifles or something?
- The anterior whelk?
- The … Tralfamadorian … infandibulator I want to say? Infindibulator? Something like that.
- The retroactive … er … carporeal … uh … thingy?
- The parts that’ll step on you.
- The parts that’ll bite you.
Very comprehensive. Write a book with other animals and pitch it to Tufts. It’s a shoe in.
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Hey, you know, I think I could at that. Let me see if I can find some parts of the giraffe to round it out.
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