| Message I Receive |
How Often |
| Low Battery |
Like 80 percent of the time |
| Dad’s Texting to Ask if I Saw His E-mail |
Every six weeks |
| Somebody’s Sorry That They Got Me Instead |
Weekly |
| I Have To Put More Money On It Or For Some Reason Verizon Will Take Away The Money Currently On It |
Annual |
| Chefmongoose Thought I Dialed Him By Accident While I Was At A Rifftrax Live Movie Event |
Once |
| Boss Called, Is Too Busy To Talk, Will Call Back |
Every five weeks |
| It’s Just Making Some Tone I Never Heard Before |
Every six to nine weeks on average |
Another Blog, Meanwhile 
I didn’t know you could get txt’s I’ll start doing that
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Hang on, you’ve sent me texts before. And I’ve sent you them, too.
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Good one. And Chefmongoose sounds like he’s lucky to be getting any calls.
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Aw, Chefmongoose is a fine guy. And he gets plenty of calls, just, not so many from me, because I just keep my phone around so I have something that needs to be recharged.
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