Here is a quick reference guide to how long you can expect to go between references to something written by or featuring Sir Paul McCartney:
Location | Time |
---|---|
The 60s ratio station | 18 minutes |
The 70s radio station | 17 minutes |
The 80s radio station | 34 minutes, but it’s going to be “Spies Like Us” distressingly often |
NewsRadio 88 | 46 hours |
Any given episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 | 54 minutes |
The 50s radio station | There are no 50s radio stations anymore |
Foreign currency exchange markets | 12 minutes (!) |
Dave Davies’s house | Once per year, as in late March he figures to write an April Fool’s e-mail to Ray Davies saying Paul invited him on tour because nobody else can sing “Death Of A Clown” right, only he has to delete the unsent e-mail because once again this year he hasn’t got Ray Davies’s e-mail |
As Wake-Up Music On The International Space Station | 4 days |
Commercials Supporting The Existence Of Banks | Surprisingly short |
Those tiny toy music boxes at the museum gift shop | Continuous until the cashiers go mad |