Here is a quick reference guide to how long you can expect to go between references to something written by or featuring Sir Paul McCartney:
| Location | Time |
|---|---|
| The 60s ratio station | 18 minutes |
| The 70s radio station | 17 minutes |
| The 80s radio station | 34 minutes, but it’s going to be “Spies Like Us” distressingly often |
| NewsRadio 88 | 46 hours |
| Any given episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 | 54 minutes |
| The 50s radio station | There are no 50s radio stations anymore |
| Foreign currency exchange markets | 12 minutes (!) |
| Dave Davies’s house | Once per year, as in late March he figures to write an April Fool’s e-mail to Ray Davies saying Paul invited him on tour because nobody else can sing “Death Of A Clown” right, only he has to delete the unsent e-mail because once again this year he hasn’t got Ray Davies’s e-mail |
| As Wake-Up Music On The International Space Station | 4 days |
| Commercials Supporting The Existence Of Banks | Surprisingly short |
| Those tiny toy music boxes at the museum gift shop | Continuous until the cashiers go mad |
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