Statistics Saturday: The Time of Writing


Time Self-Evaluation
2 Days Before Publication I have no idea what to write
1 Day Before Publication I will never know what to write
12 Hours Before Publication I may never be able even to read again
6 Hours Before Publication Anything would be better than writing
3 Hours Before Publication This might be a marginally acceptable thing to write
2.5 Hours Before Publication This might be the best thing I’ve ever written
2.25 Hours Before Publication This might be the best thing anybody’s ever written
2 Hours Before Publication It’s sad but at least it will do
1 Hour Before Publication I hope nobody I know will read this
30 Minutes Before Publication Maybe I can hide this from everyone
15 Minutes Before Publication With some context maybe they won’t think too much worse of me
5 Minutes After Publication Please nobody mention it to me
25 Minutes After Publication This isn’t too bad after all
2 Hours After Publication Why aren’t people praising me for this?
3 Hours After Publication Why aren’t people praising me more for this?
1 Day After Publication Oh, yeah, that’s why
3 Days After Publication I guess it didn’t break anything to write that
2 Months After Publication Some alien entity using my body must have written this
2 Months, 5 Minutes After Publication That alien entity’s good enough, how can I make it work for me again?

Author: Joseph Nebus

I was born 198 years to the day after Johnny Appleseed. The differences between us do not end there. He/him.

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