Baffling Compu-Toon Of The Week

I’m just going to go ahead and assume that you’ve never heard of the comic strip Compu-Toon, by Charles Boyce, because it’s one of those comic strips that somehow I’ve come to read and that other people can’t believe exists. Those people are correct. It’s a panel comic strip, the sort that gives you a picture and a caption and together they yield some sufficiently joke-like construct for the newspapers to run. I don’t know if any newspapers run this. I don’t even know who’s supposed to run it. Let me show you a couple so you can see why I’m just … confused.

`You would think this Dove soap looking logo for Twitter would prevent me from getting nasty text messages like this one' for some reason.
Charles Boyce’s baffling Compu-Toon comic strip for the 3rd of June, 2014.

There’s the Compu-Toon for the third of June: “You would think this Dove soap looking logo for Twitter would prevent me from getting nasty text messages like this one.” Part of me wants to edit that caption so that it has any kind of flow. Part of me wants to say, “You would? Why?” And another part of me wonders, “The Twitter logo looks like Dove soap? Or Dove soap’s logo? Really?” The overall effect is one of confusion and vague disquiet.

`Passwords are not just waiting around for you to call them up' for some reason.
Charles Boyce’s baffling Compu-Toon for the 4th of June, 2014.

And then the next day. “Passwords are not just waiting around for you to call them up.” I can’t dispute that, since all the passwords I know are just sitting quietly in the back of the room for me to forget them, and to find the notes that I left for myself don’t mean anything (“Amex: Tweedlioop no ? $”), but that’s got nothing to do with passwords’ social life. What does a “password party in chat room 214” even mean?

Overall, I’m pretty sure the target audience for this comic is: you know that aunt you have who’s not on the Google herself but knows other people like it, and who sometimes sends e-mails consisting of 128 kilobytes of forwarding headers? Now we have something to send her back and say, “Thanks for the mail; did you see this? Hope you like it”. Which is a valuable service, certainly. And, of course, I’m hooked.

Author: Joseph Nebus

I was born 198 years to the day after Johnny Appleseed. The differences between us do not end there. He/him.

10 thoughts on “Baffling Compu-Toon Of The Week”

    1. Oh, my, yes. Every comic strip leaves people guessing now and then; anyone trying to be funny is occasionally going to not communicate successfully with the audience. But Compu-Toon has some strange property where it’s just always miscommunicating.

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        1. That would explain many of the strip’s baffling properties, but not the property by which whenever it does a “people stranded on a desert island” panel, there’s the mainland visible on the horizon line.


      1. That seems somewhat bad for business, unless they’re trying to go for that “Magic Eye” mystique. Everyone tells me they see a monkey in a space helmet, when clearly it is a squirrel with a bull whip.


  1. Oh!! I get it!! The passwords are actually very busy in password land, you see, and they are not waiting around for you, he user, to use them! They are actually very social and have parties and stuff, they just don’t tell you! Wow! I feel like I just solved a really hard puzzle!


    1. There. That’s it, exactly. This is why I don’t just go on ignoring Compu-Toon. It feels so much like there’s something quite sensible and understandable lurking around the edges of the frame and if I just put enough work into it I’ll find it.

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