Statistics Saturday: A List Of Some Things Which Look Considerably More Dignified If Depicted Wearing Glasses


  1. Dogs
  2. Statues
  3. Rabbits
  4. Eggs
  5. Dragons
  6. Instructors
  7. Robots (the good kind)
  8. Trees
  9. Small rocks
  10. Squirrels
  11. Teeth
  12. Robots (the morally ambiguous kind)
  13. Ducks
  14. Dodecahedrons

Note: I mean eyeglasses. Drinking glasses is a completely different thing.

Author: Joseph Nebus

I was born 198 years to the day after Johnny Appleseed. The differences between us do not end there. He/him.

6 thoughts on “Statistics Saturday: A List Of Some Things Which Look Considerably More Dignified If Depicted Wearing Glasses”

      1. There’s an icon like that? 😝 I dont have kids so I have no idea. Why don’t they just show kids pics of rotten teeth like they did in the old days? That seemed to work and was the truth!

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        1. Well, you don’t want rotten teeth to get that aura of coolness that being on the bags of stuff dentists hand out will get, do you? Anything might happen if they did.

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  1. Oh, I don’t know. Two beer glasses upended and held over the eyes could function quite well as eyeglasses. Or goggles. I think that’s what they mean by ‘beer goggles’, anyway…

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