My Spammers Are Becoming Found Poetry


I was cleaning out my spam folders around here and discovered this:

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I’m honestly hypnotized by this, and I’d kind of like to read the short story that starts off from “Precisely how is actually Very last”.

I think it’s that last “nike pas cher” on a line by itself that makes the composition. I’m going to have to start using it as an affectionate farewell. nike pas cher, my darlings.

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Author: Joseph Nebus

I was born 198 years to the day after Johnny Appleseed. The differences between us do not end there.

4 thoughts on “My Spammers Are Becoming Found Poetry”

  1. I recall some college literature professors who would insist that spam had meaning and was deep and thoughtful and would require several pages of essay decoding it

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    1. That sounds a bit ridiculous, although I can actually understand and form a sympathetic reading of the assignment. If we can find meaning in a sunset, or the night sky, or the waves crashing into shore — all things that exist without any human agent being responsible for them — why can’t we do the same for a piece of software trying to imitate word frequency distributions will write?

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