Words From The Auto Repair Sign

Auto service center sign: 'Everything Is Going To Be Alright [sic]'
I hadn’t even despaired before I saw this.

I never need a hug so urgently as I do after driving past this auto care store’s sign.

Author: Joseph Nebus

I was born 198 years to the day after Johnny Appleseed. The differences between us do not end there. He/him.

8 thoughts on “Words From The Auto Repair Sign”

  1. “Ev-uh-ry-thing’s gonna be all right, rockabye.”

    — Conan O’Brien, from the period when he was obsessed with that song


      1. I don’t think they ever used it in a sketch — Conan would just sing that line during his monologue (in the same way that these days, he will start dancing randomly).


        1. Oh, oh, yes, I’ve got it now. I was thinking of the lullaby sketch, but now that I’ve got his chanting and clapping and singing in mind I might not be able to get it out of my head again.


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