Why I Should Be Making A List Before Going To Meijer’s


What We Needed What I Got
Butter Noodle-Roni
Eggs Pond thermometer seems useful
Toothpaste Pasta-Roni
Condensed milk More Noodle-Roni maybe?
Paper towels If I pick up some hamburger buns, we might turn out to have veggie hamburgers, which we can then eat
Soda crackers Leftover Easter egg coloring boxes? And only a dime? Score!
Chow mein noodles Didn’t know they even made Woody Woodpecker chew toys for pets
Printer paper I could get a Strawberry Fanta Zero from the freestyle Coke machine up front
Those felt pads for the bottom of furniture so they scratch the floor up a little more slowly It’s not like salt for the sidewalk will rot by next winter
Peanut butter Chunky peanut butter
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Author: Joseph Nebus

I was born 198 years to the day after Johnny Appleseed. The differences between us do not end there.

4 thoughts on “Why I Should Be Making A List Before Going To Meijer’s”

  1. From the order you have the items up for bid listed, I do hope you didn’t make the peanutbutter chunky by adding the rock salt to it. That won’t be good for anyone.

    Has a new bunny been added to the Nebus household?

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    1. Oh, no, we just let the peanut butter company make it chunky by whatever process they do use. Running it through the make-it-worse-i-fier or something like that, I suppose.

      We haven’t found a new rabbit that’s right for us yet. We’ve not had enough time to really meet any rabbits properly.

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