I was hanging out online, since that’s easier than interacting with people, and the conversation turned to caffeine. One person piped up with this:
Fun fact, Red Bull actually has less caffiene than a regular cup of coffee.
While I was getting ready to have a reaction to that — don’t tell me you could respond to that without some warm-up first — someone else laid this on the group:
Fun fact: the lethal amount of caffeine is equal to 10,000 cups of coffee … at once.
OK, so, even if either or both of those are facts, this is fun? What kind of crowd am I moving in?
This is why I mostly drink coffee only when I misunderstood the question.