There was this guy at the bowling alley with a couple kids, the kind you see at bowling alleys, the ones that are nearly three-quarters as tall as the pins. They had the bumpers up because a kid that small has no chance of a ball rolling all the way down the lane without it falling in the gutter. A kid that small has only a sixty percent chance of the ball rolling all the way down the lane. But this kid took the ball and heaved it from the front line, and it dribbled sideways, not even making it as far as the bumpers, and it dropped in the gutter. And, dear reader, I laughed. I am ashamed, but in my defense, this actually happened. Please forgive me.
Ha ha ha!!!
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Is there a special circle of hell reserved for those who laugh at little children? 😛
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Oh, dear, I hope not. But it was just so immediate a drop into the tiny bit of gutter the kid could possibly have reached.
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*laughs*
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Kids are so innocently evil, anyway *laugh*
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Aw, I don’t have evidence of evil on the kid’s part. Just bad aim.
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