Caption This: Starship Needed

Some of the crew of the starship Voyager wander around while the ship rests in the background.
This is the episode where they meet Amelia Earhart. That’s not my joke.

Voyager: “Hey! Hey guys! Guys? Are you going somewhere? Where are you going? Can I come with you where you’re going? I can come with you, right? Where are you gonna go? Is it to the pizza place? Mommy said I can come with you if you’re just going to pizza. If you’re going to the pizza place it’s okay if I come along, right? Because Mommy said I can cross at the lights now and there’s two lights to the pizza place, so you don’t even have to hold my hand or anything. If you wait a second I can come with you and I even have some money for the games. If you hold up I bet Mommy’ll give me money for my own pizza too, so there’s no reason I can’t come with you. I can come with you, right? Guys? Guys, can I come where you’re going? I can come where you’re going if you wait for me a second. Guys? Where are you going? Can I come? I can come if you let me. What’re you gonna do when you get there? Is it something I can do too? I bet I can do it wherever you’re going. Guys? Can I come? Guys? Guys? Hey?”

Is there a better caption? Possibly. For example, obviously, there’s one of the Voyager gang saying, “We should be all right as long as that starship doesn’t keep following us around”. Or maybe something else. Let me know, please.

Author: Joseph Nebus

I was born 198 years to the day after Johnny Appleseed. The differences between us do not end there. He/him.

6 thoughts on “Caption This: Starship Needed”

  1. Ummm. Chakotay….didn’t you get the memo about Starfleet personnel who wear the red shirts? Never mind, I’ll just stay in the back of the party.


  2. Cartoon Ringo Starr: “This reminds me of the time a Yellow submarine followed me through Liverpool. Hey,Mates, should we have Jeremy look at their motor?”
    Cartoon John Lennon :(Seeing Neelix)”No need, Ringo, looks like they found their own Nowhere Man.”
    Cartoon Paul McCartney: “That was a whole other show on the UPN lineup, John love.”
    Cartoon George Harrison: “It’s all in the mind.”
    Cartoon Pete Best: “Say guys, can I have a part in the movie? I’ll even do my own voice.”


    1. Nice.

      You know, that used to be a New Year’s Eve tradition. For some reason, Yellow Submarine was just what one of the New York TV stations thought was the correct thing to air before going to Times Square coverage. No idea why.


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