I Guess We Might Do This For December?

I didn’t grow a beard in November in support of, or against, men’s health. I always have a beard, because if I don’t then my face looks too young to be fairly called “baby-faced”. It’s an adorable problem to have and gets my cheek squeezed a lot. Anyway, I’m not opposed in principle to participating in performance-type stunts for charitable or good causes. I just don’t like doing things that have mass public approval. And then I get this flyer from an Albany, New York-area Inanimate Objects Society:

The Capital District Inanimate Objects Society Brings You Doorcember! ... Grow a door for Doorcember! Visit their booth at the Crossgates Mall. And it goes on like that.
I’d have looked at the Latham Circle Mall if that hadn’t been torn down.

I mean, you know? The heck mailing lists am I even on?

Author: Joseph Nebus

I was born 198 years to the day after Johnny Appleseed. The differences between us do not end there. He/him.

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