- Washcloths.
- Date nut shortbread cookies.
- Snails which race in the Indianapolis 500.
- Stained glass.
- That crossword puzzle plagiarism scandal.
- Deceased New York City Mayor Fiorello LaGuardia.
- The “Cover Up” pricing game on The Price Is Right.
- Integration by trigonometric substitution.
- Those seats in the movie theater lobby that demonstrate how the new premium-experience movie theater is kind of like the ordinary movie theaters, only the seats can shake I guess, so you understand why that’s a worthwhile upcharge when you go to see My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 For Some Reason?
- Isobaric lines.
- Band stickers for guitar cases.
- Hipster coffee shop Wi-fi password “GoneWireless”.