Great Quotes From The Ages

“Yes, you should definitely record that idea for a novelty cover of The Twelve Days Of Christmas. The world needs it.”

— Apparently a surprisingly diverse set of people at different times and places, somehow.

“Oh, it’s itself about receiving novelty versions of The Major-General’s Song?”

— Follow-up question.

Another Blog, Meanwhile Index

The index rose nine points today, and everyone’s all aquiver about whether they can call that a ten percent rise over the course of trading. It’s not, no matter how you want to round things off. But you know how it is when people get excited about this sort of thing. All this silliness should pass. We’ll see.


Author: Joseph Nebus

I was born 198 years to the day after Johnny Appleseed. The differences between us do not end there. He/him.

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