I know this is going to be my most controversial list ever but I must report what is true.
- Mallard Fillmore.
- Those Sunday Pearls Before Swine strips where it’s 40 panels of endless word balloons to set up the characters in the last panel telling the cartoonist he should get a real job instead of writing puns.
- Any strip trying to do the “Who’s On First” routine with band names that hasn’t noticed the whole premise crashes when you remember they’re The Who, and for that matter The Guess Who.
- Any strip doing its own version of I Am The Very Model Of The Modern Major-General. Also any non-comic-strip doing its own version of I Am The Very Model Of The Modern Major-General. We have all that we need for what we’ve been doing.
- Zack Hill.
- Any strip that’s zinging Modern Art and how it’s all these non-representational paintings and display fixtures that look like clutter.