Headlines from the Towne Courier, an advertisement-bearing special edition of the Lansing State Journal for the 5th of November, 2017, with “for some reason” suffixed.
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Center City Project May Be Back On For Some Reason
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Officials Put Cash For and Against East Lansing Tax Proposal For Some Reason
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Throngs Flock To New Costco in East Lansing For Some Reason
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Haslett-Okemos Rotary Announces Students of the Month For Some Reason
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Okemos High School To Present ‘An Ideal Husband’ For Some Reason
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Tri-County Office on Aging Dinner and Auction set for November 9 For Some Reason
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Michigan State Unveils Tom Izzo Hall of History For Some Reason
(This one probably makes more sense if you can be interested in college football, which I can’t, because I went to Rutgers.)
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East Lansing Kiwanis Welcomes Sparty to Meeting For Some Reason
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Youth One [ Library ] Card Gives Access to a Multitude For Some Reason
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Barnyard Mystery has Bit of Romance, Dark Humor For Some Reason
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Plan to Eat 100 McChickens in a Day is a Failure For Some Reason
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Proposed 10-Story Building Draws Parking Concerns For Some Reason