Year In Review: Some Mostly Happy Things To See Out 2017
Happy Roo Year. A chance for everyone to have quite longer feet, a strong tail, and maybe a pouch.
Happy Two Year. Running 2018 simultaneously in two instances, with minor variations in some of the model assumptions, in the hopes that combining the results will allow for a more reliable prediction.
Happy Goo Year. In which everyone is a sort of gelatinous mass that nevertheless retains a strong sense of personal identity.
Happy New Gear. We all finally put it in second.
Happy Rude Year. Allowing the masses to take the opportunity to call for a gentler, more polite society.
Hippo New Year. Okay, so when they recorded “I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas” some Oklahoma City-area promoter got the idea to use the popular novelty song as a chance to fundraise for buying singer Gayla Peevey an actual hippopotamus for Christmas which she, not being daft, donated to the Oklahoma City Zoo where it lived for nearly a half-century.
Happy New Tier. We take the year up a notch!
Happy Ewe Year. In which we finally stop looking down on the sheeple!
Happy Two Year. Running 2018 simultaneously in two instances, with minor variations in some of the model assumptions, in order to reflect how this is an even-numbered year after all.
Happy Yew Near. Celebrating the proximity of us to various coniferous trees and shrubs.