Statistics Saturday: Some Yoga Poses Which Do Not Ordinarily Turn You Into The Thing Posed

  • Dog Pose
  • Cobra Pose
  • Corpse Pose
  • Rabbit Pose
  • King Cobra Pose
  • Clock Pose
  • Camel Pose
  • Emperor Cobra Pose
  • Chair Pose
  • Monopoly Board Pose
  • Pope Cobra Pose
  • Fish Pose
  • Vulcan Sehlat Pose
  • Lieutenant-Governor Cobra Pose
  • Pigeon Pose
  • Wii Balance Board Pose
  • Deputy Assistant Regional Director Cobra Pose
  • Dolphin Pose
  • Tree Pose
  • Demoralized Cobra Pose

Source: Maps and Civilization: Cartography in Culture and Society, Norman J W Thrower.

Author: Joseph Nebus

I was born 198 years to the day after Johnny Appleseed. The differences between us do not end there. He/him.

4 thoughts on “Statistics Saturday: Some Yoga Poses Which Do Not Ordinarily Turn You Into The Thing Posed”

  1. Don’t forget the Dragonroo Pose (@poof@)! “Oops,guess that goes under Poses That Do Turn You Into the Thing Posed,sorry didn’t mean to knock you over with my wing. Which way to City Hall?”


    1. Well, I did say ordinarily.

      I believe there is a generally accepted Dragon Pose, or the yoga studio I used to attend was making it up, although the results were kind of disappointing. I don’t know of any generally accepted Kangaroo Pose. Maybe it involves doing the Rabbit Pose while being larger.

      I’ve never attempted any kind of municipal building pose.


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