- 6th. Orthodox Christmas in July.
- 9th. Subtweet a future Disgraced Former President Day.
- 11th. Manasquan, New Jersey, Big Sea Day, or as it is known in giant communities, “Little Sea Day”.
- 14th. 545th birthday of Margaret Pole, Countess of Salisbury. Surprise party; don’t tell her. No shouting or fireworks at the reveal please.
- 18th. Alumni Magazine Reunion Day.
- 21st. Belated Remembering Of My Brother’s Birthday And Calling The One Whose Birthday Was In July By Accident Day.
- 27th. Orboween. (Observed)
- 28th. Orboween. (Actual)
Reference: The Making Of Kubrick’s 2001, Jerome Agel.