An Update Regarding The Fallen Streetlamp That’s All The Rage In Our Neighborhood


One of the traffic hazard cones is trying very hard to fall over but can’t quite make it.

Fallen streetlamp, marked off by two orange traffic cones, one of which is leaning about thirty degrees off vertical.
Now I’m wondering if the problem is not that something knocked the lamp over, but rather that something’s gone locally wrong with gravity and it’s just not possible to be upright in that region anymore. I’d go up and check, but if I went tumbling over on the sidewalk I’d feel so embarrassed, you know?

It’s been nominated for a Top of the Town Eastside tourist attraction.

Author: Joseph Nebus

I was born 198 years to the day after Johnny Appleseed. The differences between us do not end there. He/him.

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