Important Major News That Could Change Everything


Gang I’m sorry to interrupt but this is urgent. It turns out if you go to a store and give them some money for an embossed-tape label-maker, then they have to give you one right then and there. It’s the rules. Plus they can’t go and take it back then. That’s also the rules. I mean the right kind of store, yes. You have to go to one that sells label-makers of some kind I think that’s fair enough. It would be a bit rough on the sales clerks if you went to, say, a bead-selling shop (or as it is known in the industry, a “beadatorium”) and demanded a label-maker. I mean, they might loan you one, if they didn’t need to put a label on some of their beads just then. (The label would read ‘BEADS’.) Beadatorium workers seem like a pretty nice kind of person. But you couldn’t expect them to give you one for keeps. They would need label-making equipment for their own use, in case they got in some more beads. (That label would read ‘MORE BEADS’.) But the important thing is if you went to the right store and bought one, then you have an embossed-tape label-maker and you can make labels that read anything you want. Please reblog to raise awareness. This could be bigger than how it turns out you could just make something in the slow cooker any time you wanted, even right now.

Embossed-tape label, black tape with white letters, reading 'THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING.'
Image made by http://imagegenerator.fuzzimo.com/embossedlabels/ although they’ll make one for you even if you don’t give them money.

Author: Joseph Nebus

I was born 198 years to the day after Johnny Appleseed. The differences between us do not end there. He/him.

2 thoughts on “Important Major News That Could Change Everything”

    1. Can’t imagine anyone would do that. But then I had a case where my mother saw a book that she thought would be perfect for me and gave it to me, and then a year later saw it again and thought it would be perfect for me, and gave it to me again, and I kept both copies.

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