In Which I Admit My Disappointment At The Weather


I was hoping there’d be more than a 20% chance of noodles today.

Weather widget, with the forecast for Friday being a 20% chance of several long, looping strands. It's likely meant to represent wind, but it looks more like three isolated spaghetti strands.
Mind, I am happy that we aren’t facing another shower of ravioli the size of golf balls. That stuff’s hard on the car body. Plus you either use up all your marinara or your whole butter budget for the month in clearing the sidewalk. And that’s before you consider the parmesan needs.

Author: Joseph Nebus

I was born 198 years to the day after Johnny Appleseed. The differences between us do not end there. He/him.

4 thoughts on “In Which I Admit My Disappointment At The Weather”

    1. It’s been colder here, too! At least most of the time. This was just a weirdly warm day, in a month that’s seen a bunch of weirdly warm days.

      I’m glad to have some warm days, since the coldest noodle weather isn’t at all pleasant, but it’s weird we aren’t spending more time below freezing and getting small bread rolls dropped on our heads.

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