What Was Popular Around Here In All Of 2018

So I like taking nice big kalend-y events as a chance to look back on what I’m doing and why. Mostly that’s the monthly blog review. It used to be WordPress also gave us a cute little animated representation of the year, showing each post made as fireworks, and somehow representing how popular posts were by how dazzling the firework was. That’s been gone for years. I don’t know why or whether it’ll ever come back. So I’ll do my own little version instead.

Aw, only 870 views way from an even 40,000 views. You know, this is going to sound silly, but all day the 28th of December last year I was thinking I should pull up some post of mine and hit ‘refresh’ over and over to drive up my statistics. But I didn’t, and now I suffer the consequences. Well, no great loss. I was only thinking to hit ‘refresh’ to juice my statistics about 565 times at most, so that wouldn’t make anything better.

So, wow. 2018 was my biggest year by far around here. I don’t think it was entirely from Roy Kassinger discovering my writing and putting up comments on stuff from, like, five years ago that I’d forgotten existed. For the sake of putting things up in a format I can more easily lose later here’s exact numbers about how much I posted, and what kind of response it all drew:

Year	Posts Published	Page Views	Unique Visitors	Likes	Comments
2013	335	3,874	1,869	1,188	305
2014	365	8,621	4,422	2,279	746
2015	365	17,729	9,094	4,134	879
2016	366	14,484	8,297	2,259	481
2017	365	24,695	15,187	1,886	305
2018	365	39.130	20,889	2,177	830

So that’s all an exciting-looking trend in growth, if we take for granted that growing is a good thing. Well, who doesn’t, if they’re trying to do something for a mass audience? The thing I can’t understand is the stuff I think of as measuring how engaged readers are. The number of likes offered, the number of comments offered. Both are below the 2015 high point. The number of likes in 2018 were about half those of 2015. The number of comments in 2018 was close to 2015’s total. But considering the growth in page views, and unique visitors, that’s a relative decline. 2015 was juiced, though: that was the year Apartment 3-G finally collapsed. I got many readers in looking to understand what was happening in it. And I got a huge burst, all at once, when Joe Blevins — who I thought was a friend from the MST3K fanfic community — mentioned me on the AV Club, giving my blog a name without actually mentioning me.

I can tell you what was popular in 2018. Five of the ten most popular things were even published in 2018. But what people really like to find is my recaps of story strips. That’s fair enough. Every day there’s people discovering that, say, Alley Oop still exists, and wanting to be caught up. And some of the story strips have well-established and easy-to-find snarking communities. But if we’re not talking about Mary Worth or Mark Trail, then where should people go? Here’s where they did go, last year:

• What The Heck Happened To Nancy and Why Does It Look Weird?
• Comic Strip Piranha Club Ending; Nancy Possibly Ending; Bizarro Shifting Bizarreness Source
• What’s Going On In Gasoline Alley? And What Happened To Jim Scancarelli?
• What’s Going On With Judge Parker?
• I Don’t Know What’s Going On In Apartment 3-G Anymore
• Is Ray Davies A Normal Person?
• What’s Going On In The Amazing Spider-Man?
• What’s Going On In Judge Parker? Is Something Happening In Apartment 3-G Suddenly? March – June 2018
• What’s Going On With Rex Morgan, M.D.?
• S J Perelman: Insert Flap ‘A’ And Throw Away

So, I’ve learned how to write headlines that look like questions people might ask. That has to help readers figure out Nancy‘s deal. The S J Perelman thing is from a habit of mine that’s almost fallen by the wayside, where I’d post something from the public domain. I used to think this was a good way to show off some of what’s shaped my comic sensibilities and save me the effort of thinking up and writing something. It turns out that selecting a good piece and curating it, so as to make the case that something is worth reading, is at least as hard as being original.

I’m glad that Is Ray Davies A Normal Person? made the top ten. I originally imagined this blog as a way to write one long-form, roughly 700-word piece, once a week, with everything else as little stuff to support the weekly essay. That’s drifted, so now the blog is basically stuff propping up my story-comic recaps. But the weekly essay is still the part closest to my heart. And most of my essays I come away feeling dissatisfied with: that I’m carrying out a good idea poorly, or that I’m making the best of a weak idea. The Ray Davies one was an exception. That felt like a good idea carried out well. So I’m glad that people seem to agree. Or they’re trying to learn about Ray Davies’s health and I’m getting in the way. Whichever. It all works.

I totally understand people in South Sudan having more pressing things to do than read my silly comments about Mary Worth or stuff like that. What I’m trying to understand is why French Guiana is snubbing me like this. What else you have to do there, launch a rocket? C’mon.

There were 144 countries of the world sending me readers in all 2018. 29 of them were single-reader countries. 20 countries sent me more than 100 page views. And for I’m guessing the first time there were three countries sending me more than a thousand page views. That feels good. Here’s the whole roster:

Country	Readers
United States	30,556
Canada	1,275
India	1,243
United Kingdom	921
Australia	716
Germany	340
Italy	317
Philippines	244
Brazil	228
Sweden	200
Spain	195
France	155
Netherlands	131
Denmark	113
Hong Kong SAR China	110
Norway	105
Finland	101
Mexico	101
South Africa	101
Romania	100
Singapore	95
Portugal	91
Japan	90
Malaysia	84
Indonesia	67
Russia	59
South Korea	53
Austria	52
European Union	52
Ireland	51
New Zealand	49
Turkey	47
Serbia	44
Poland	42
Israel	40
Belgium	39
Switzerland	36
Argentina	34
Peru	31
Hungary	29
Saudi Arabia	29
Ukraine	29
Czech Republic	27
Pakistan	26
Chile	25
Jamaica	24
Colombia	23
Egypt	23
Thailand	23
Slovakia	22
Greece	21
Taiwan	21
Trinidad & Tobago	20
Bangladesh	19
United Arab Emirates	19
Nigeria	17
Vietnam	17
Venezuela	16
Croatia	15
Sri Lanka	14
Bulgaria	13
Kenya	13
Estonia	12
Puerto Rico	11
Uruguay	11
China	10
El Salvador	10
Georgia	10
Slovenia	10
American Samoa	8
Ecuador	8
Latvia	8
Costa Rica	7
Lebanon	7
Macedonia	7
Nepal	7
Botswana	6
Kuwait	6
Iceland	5
Jordan	5
Myanmar (Burma)	5
Bosnia & Herzegovina	4
Brunei	4
Guyana	4
Honduras	4
Iraq	4
Kazakhstan	4
Maldives	4
Malta	4
Morocco	4
Paraguay	4
Qatar	4
Zimbabwe	4
Côte d’Ivoire	3
Cyprus	3
Dominican Republic	3
Kyrgyzstan	3
Laos	3
Lithuania	3
Madagascar	3
Mauritius	3
Oman	3
Panama	3
Algeria	2
Barbados	2
Belarus	2
Cape Verde	2
Ethiopia	2
Fiji	2
Ghana	2
Moldova	2
Montenegro	2
Namibia	2
Tunisia	2
Zambia	2
Albania	1
Angola	1
Armenia	1
Azerbaijan	1
Bahamas	1
Bahrain	1
Belize	1
Bolivia	1
Cambodia	1
Cook Islands	1
Curaçao	1
Gibraltar	1
Guam	1
Isle of Man	1
Jersey	1
Lesotho	1
Luxembourg	1
Malawi	1
Mongolia	1
Mozambique	1
Nicaragua	1
Palestinian Territories	1
Papua New Guinea	1
Sint Maarten	1
St. Kitts & Nevis	1
St. Lucia	1
St. Vincent & Grenadines	1
Suriname	1
Uganda	1

So this helps me focus my energies this coming year on being a bit more interesting to readers in Sint Maarten. I don’t know how to do this, but will make a halfhearted attempt a little too late to do anybody any good. It’s important to have a plan.

The Insights page reports that I published 233,338 words over the course of 2018. Don’t think I’m not burned up that I didn’t publish five fewer, or 99,995 more. That comes to an average of 639 words per post. So, yes, when I started this out I figured I’d do one, roughly 700-word, essay once a week and then some quick little jokes in-between. Except for 2016, though, my average post length has been growing year after year. So I’m doomed, yes. But the challenging part is I need to embrace the doom.