As opposed to being made up properly, for fun and to hurtle clothes at and stuff.
|Cellar Ghost||Guards wine in cellars from would-be thieves|
|Lazy Lawrence||Protects orchards|
|Awd Goggie||Scares children away from unripened gooseberries|
|Melch Dick||Guards nut thickets|
|Kilmoulis||Has no mouth; inhabits mills|
Reference: A Distant Mirror: The Calamitous 14th Century, Barbara W Tuchman.