Statistics Saturday: What’s Wrong With My Plant


Pie chart: What's Wrong With My Plant? Nearly half of the pie: 'You watered it'. Nearly the other half of the pie: 'You didn't water it'. The remaining thin sliver: 'Oh, who knows? Let's just say aphids?'
Not pictured: Oh, maybe it needs something from that ominously-colored bottle of plant nutrient where you’re supposed to mix one and three-quarters grains of fluid per gill of water and then pour six and one-half drops per ten ounces of topsoil in the pot? Anyway good luck.

Reference: The Last Battle, Cornelius Ryan.

Author: Joseph Nebus

I was born 198 years to the day after Johnny Appleseed. The differences between us do not end there. He/him.

3 thoughts on “Statistics Saturday: What’s Wrong With My Plant”

    1. No; since the restaurants closed for the stay-at-home orders it’s too hard to get a bagel. We might be driven to English muffins in the end, but we haven’t reached that point yet.

      Like

Please Write Something Funnier Than I Thought To

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.