In Which I Learn Something Of Great Importance

How have I gotten this far in life and only yesterday learned that “tomatoes” is an anagram of “state moo”? What have I been doing all this time?

Author: Joseph Nebus

I was born 198 years to the day after Johnny Appleseed. The differences between us do not end there. He/him.

6 thoughts on “In Which I Learn Something Of Great Importance”

  1. Guess that’s why Alley Oop convinced Thomas Jefferson that tomatoes weren’t poisonous and were the Offical Vegetable “back home” (only to be corrected by Ben Franklin,”Actually they’re a fruit ,young man”)


    1. Ah, see, now, I know you’re joking, but the casual reader might not. Folks, there’s no way Benjamin Franklin would reach his point in that few words. Garrison’s skipping an at-minimum 200 word story and another 150 words explaining the story.


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