How do you suppose the packing is going?

I’m sorry to nudge anyone to thinking about the White House more than they have to, but … like … there’s not even ten days left. There has to be some poor lost soul who’s been putting stuff into boxes. And the Future Disgraced Former President follows close behind, putting everything back on any horizontal surface he can find. And it’s been going like this since November.

I know this isn’t even in the first thousand crises we’re facing in the next two weeks but, like, I know I needed two months to move out of my 12-by-15-foot grad student efficiency apartment. And I still maybe lost those tapes of Canadian cartoons my friend loaned me. Or maybe I returned them and he lost them. There’s literally no telling. The situation in Washington has to be worse.


Author: Joseph Nebus

I was born 198 years to the day after Johnny Appleseed. The differences between us do not end there. He/him.

5 thoughts on “How do you suppose the packing is going?”

    1. Oh, the spray painting would be the worst. I would work with the rub-on gold metallizer from the craft store. I’m not sure it’s a better finish, really, but it’s so much fun to apply, and it washes off your fingers in only about four days of scrubbing.

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  1. Speaking of the Orange one….I’m glad to hear that you and your hair are back on speaking terms after that horrid time it left you for the head of Brian Thigh, the drummer for that Greatful Dead tribute band The Satisfied Survivors, I’m glad you could work it out.


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