Statistics Saturday: Some Safety Procedures


  • Look, but don’t touch.
  • Smell, but don’t taste.
  • Touch, but don’t trip.
  • Listen, but don’t squeeze.
  • Taste, but don’t meddle.
  • Observe, but don’t wolf down.
  • Shake, but don’t lick.
  • Bend, but don’t slap heartily on the back.
  • Hug, but don’t break.
  • Lick, but don’t shake.
  • Encourage, but don’t promise to help set up the show.
  • Measure, but don’t cut.

Reference: Sunday: A History Of The First Day From Babylonia To The Super Bowl, Craig Harline.

Author: Joseph Nebus

I was born 198 years to the day after Johnny Appleseed. The differences between us do not end there. He/him.

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