Someone in the neighborhood has an above-ground pool and we don’t know who


Sorry to be late, but I’ve been distracted by listening to the true sounds of summer: kids in the ambiguous distance squealing with joy, while one of them makes fake vomiting noises, and an adult voice cries out “Ryan, what are you doing?”

Author: Joseph Nebus

I was born 198 years to the day after Johnny Appleseed. The differences between us do not end there. He/him.

2 thoughts on “Someone in the neighborhood has an above-ground pool and we don’t know who”

    1. Yeah, really, I hate to cause trouble particularly but Ryan is a bit of a high-maintenance kid.

      My favorite wind-up mode for Hymie the Robot was winding him up to full and then having him just stand there, no-selling your response. Great, great material.

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