Statistics Saturday: Some Promotions For The Coming Month

Rocktober. Self-explanatory, you’d think, but all right. Everybody’s into geology.
Shocktober. A whole month spent distinguishing between behing shocked and merely being startled.
Mocktober. The month for spoofs (good-natured).
Locktober. Three weeks we waste trying to remember the combination. It is 11-4-69.
Blocktober. The floor is covered in Legos.
Clocktober. We all engage in clock- and watch-themed crimes to overwhelm the Caped Crusader!
Spocktober. 31 days of serious inquiry into Dr Benjamin Spock’s program and how it differed from what the people trying to follow his guidance differed, with the final question about whether he was a net positive or negative force answered once and for all on the 29th, by a paintball fight. 9 pm Eastern/6 pm Pacific.
Hard Mocktober. The month for spoofs (nasty and a touch bitter).
Octoctober. You have eight arms! Finally! I mean that you can show.
Stocktober. You lay in enough durable supplies for the winter ahead, as it’s a bit late to lay them in for hte summer behind.
Docktober. We finally get all these breakbulk goods off these cargo ships.
Socktober. Finally something warm and comfortable on our feet.