Statistics Saturday: Gifts Given for Squirrel Appreciation Day This Year


Pie chart showing gifts given for Squirrel Appreciation Day. Popular gifts: acorns, peanuts, mixed nuts, more peanuts, walnuts, cashes, the rest of this peanut butter sandwich, the first two seasons of _For All Mankind_ on Blu-Ray so they can finally see what's so great about it, more peanuts, popcorn, texting gloves, and Brazil nuts.
Not listed: burned almonds from all those times it turned out the window to take roasted almonds off the stove is almost 0.0625 seconds long. Also, I want someone to give me For All Mankind on Blu-Ray so I can finally see what’s so great about it.

Reference: The Jersey Game: The History Of Modern Baseball From Its Birth To The Big Leagues In The Garden State, James M DiClerico, Berry J Pavelec.

Author: Joseph Nebus

I was born 198 years to the day after Johnny Appleseed. The differences between us do not end there. He/him.

5 thoughts on “Statistics Saturday: Gifts Given for Squirrel Appreciation Day This Year”

  1. Maybe you’ll get lucky and find yourself changed into a teen aged squirrel … when that happens let me know and I’ll get you a copy of For All Mankind and a tube of those limited edition PB&J Pringles potato crisps.

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    1. Ah, now wouldn’t that be lucky? … Would it be lucky? I don’t know the career paths for squirrels these days, besides the red squirrel in the backyard who’s got the job of yelling at everything in the world. That’s at least looking to be a steady job, given how much of the world needs to be yelled at lately.

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