Statistics Saturday: Major Bodies of the Solar System in Alphabetic Order, Which Upsets Me Somehow


  1. Earth
  2. Jupiter
  3. Mars
  4. Mercury
  5. Moon
  6. Neptune
  7. Pluto
  8. Saturn
  9. Sun
  10. Uranus
  11. Venus

Right? There’s something about that which doesn’t look right? It’s not just me?

Reference: Twinkie, Deconstructed, Steve Ettlinger.

Author: Joseph Nebus

I was born 198 years to the day after Johnny Appleseed. The differences between us do not end there. He/him.

6 thoughts on “Statistics Saturday: Major Bodies of the Solar System in Alphabetic Order, Which Upsets Me Somehow”

    1. No, no, I really think it’s something in Earth being way too high up on the list. Maybe if we tossed in the Galilean moons it would be better balanced. … Well, Io and Ganymede and Europa wouldn’t help but when have they ever? Callisto would give us something, though.

      You know there was like a whole century there when astronomers from France keep seeing a moon around Venus. There’s no reason this couldn’t be a Doctor Who episode.

      (Happy birthday eve, by the way!)

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