March Pairwise Brackety Contest Thing: Third Place vs Balls


The Case For: Is the second place of second place.

The Case Against: Is the zeroth place of fourth place.


The Case For: Are the most egg-like of sports equipment.

The Case Against: There exist minimum and maximum sizes of balls for any regulation sports.

Author: Joseph Nebus

I was born 198 years to the day after Johnny Appleseed. The differences between us do not end there. He/him.

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