March Pairwise Brackety Contest Thing: The Gregorian Calendar vs Traditions


The Gregorian Calendar

The Case For: Makes every kid named “Greg” feel very special when they’re five or six years old and learn about it.

The Case Against: Not only did not have a year 0, also did not have a year 1, 2, 6, 28, or 118.

Traditions

The Case For: Brings to the confusing modern world the sense that when you were a kid, you did this thins you didn’t know why because that’s what everyone said you were supposed to do.

The Case Against: Were invented in 1893 to sell more nationalism.

Author: Joseph Nebus

I was born 198 years to the day after Johnny Appleseed. The differences between us do not end there. He/him.

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