We’re finally through sixteen March Pairwise Brackety Contest Thing matchups! We’ve reached the stage of The Last Quartet! Got your bets in for who will win?
Dinosaurs
The Case For: Holding up really well to the burden of being the only thing that everybody would like to hear a cool fact about, like, right now.
The Case Against: There’s people trying to tell us T Rexes were just like chickens and that’s not doing T Rexes or chickens any good.
Quadrilaterals
The Case For: Most important part of geometry that also sounds like a muscle group.
The Case Against: Word sounds like you’re too good for rhombuses.
But did TRexes taste like chicken? And what would Marty McFly do if a TRex called him chicken?
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Oh, I think T Rexes tasted like most big critters do, by putting stuff on their tongues. You only get stuff like tasting through your feet if you’re a butterfly or something. Not sure how flies taste things, but they probably have some scheme that works okay for them.
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