Statistics Saturday: Some Last Places To Look

Behind the end table
On the side board, behind the clock
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The mayonnaise shelf
Underneath all the hats in the closet
No, the mayonnaise shelf in the pantry, not the mayonnaise shelf in the fridge
Wichita, Kansas
Underneath the passenger-side seat
How about the other linen closet?
No, the other … the linen closet in the other bedroom
The other bedroom, the bedroom that isn’t … look, how long have you lived here anyway?
The first place you looked, only upside-down this time

Reference: The Fear Planet and Other Unusual Destinations, Robert Bloch.

Author: Joseph Nebus

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Garrison Skunk says:

May 8, 2022 at 5:44 pm

In the kangaroo’s pouch.

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1. Joseph Nebus says:
  
  May 10, 2022 at 9:04 pm
  
  Oh dear no, I’d be too embarrassed to look. I mean that’s everything private about someone’s purse only more.
  
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  1. Garrison Skunk says:
    
    May 14, 2022 at 1:04 am
    
    That’s why it’s the last place you look. She’s very ticklish.
    
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    1. Joseph Nebus says:
      
      May 15, 2022 at 11:56 pm
      
      Yeah, so, very ticklish, and can punch, and can kick? I’m not looking there, I know my own destructibility!
      
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