Statistics Saturday: Some Last Places To Look

  • Behind the end table
  • On the side board, behind the clock
  • /Documents/Misc/Unsorted/Old/Miscellaneous/Salvaged From Old Machine/Temp
  • The mayonnaise shelf
  • Underneath all the hats in the closet
  • No, the mayonnaise shelf in the pantry, not the mayonnaise shelf in the fridge
  • Wichita, Kansas
  • Underneath the passenger-side seat
  • How about the other linen closet?
  • No, the other … the linen closet in the other bedroom
  • The other bedroom, the bedroom that isn’t … look, how long have you lived here anyway?
  • The first place you looked, only upside-down this time

Reference: The Fear Planet and Other Unusual Destinations, Robert Bloch.


Author: Joseph Nebus

I was born 198 years to the day after Johnny Appleseed. The differences between us do not end there. He/him.

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