In Which I Am At Peace With The Neighbors


I saw the neighbors’ woodchuck shuffling around in our backyard in an amble that also caused every sparrow in the world to fly away from our bird feeder. Also, if you’re missing a sparrow, it’s probably flying back to you after visiting our bird feeder this afternoon.

Author: Joseph Nebus

I was born 198 years to the day after Johnny Appleseed. The differences between us do not end there. He/him.

2 thoughts on “In Which I Am At Peace With The Neighbors”

    1. They are hard to count, but it seemed like just one layer all around the bird feeder, which is maybe six inches across and twelve inches high, so as you remember from geometry this implies a surface area of all kinds of feathers.

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