The past eleven weeks of Karen Moy and June Brigman’s Mary Worth have been about the breakup of Dawn Weston and Jared Mylo. This included Mary Worth pushing Dawn to tell Jared how there’s no bad blood and she hopes they can be friends. It’s odd advice and let me wanting to slug the strip. Like, yeah, it’s nice to be on good terms with people if you can help it. But it’s not like they’re coworkers or people who can’t avoid one another. Who cares if your ex knows you don’t take it personally?
Rereading the whole sequence to recap this I realized something. Both Jared and Dawn, separately, told Mary Worth of how they still care for the other. From the information she has, she’s making a reasonable supposition that they need to talk with one another. Her angle seems more that if Dawn acknowledged and apologized for hurting Jared’s feelings they could work things out. I can’t argue with that, and so regret a bit of my anger at recent Mary Worth.
And now perhaps you can understand your anger at Mary Worth, through to early September 2022. If you’re reading this after about November 2022 there’s likely a more up-to-date plot recap here. I’ll do the same if any news about the comic breaks out, I’ll have word on it there. Now to the plot.
Mary Worth.
19 June – 3 September 2022.
Jared Mylo, taken for granted by Dawn Weston and emboldened by a dubiously wise flirtation from his patient Jess Bender, broke up with Dawn. He says he hopes they can be friends, but Dawn’s hearing none of it. And he’s torn up about it himself. He goes to Jess — released from hospital and living with her sister — and they have a pleasant day considering she talks about her hospitalization. The text had led me (and many!) to suppose she was beaten by a partner. No: she took an ill-advised shortcut and got mugged, and beaten. The date ends up with frustration. Jess feels maimed and that Jared refrains from kissing reinforces that fear. Jared goes home mourning that Dawn won’t even talk with him.
![[ As Jared and Jess enjoy their date ... ] Jess: 'Being with you is like someone who speaks my language in a foreign land. I *never* thought I'd meet someone like you!' Jared: 'I feel the same way, Jess!' They hug. Jess thinks: 'SIGH. I went in for a kiss ... and got a hug! I must still be HIDEOUS!'](https://nebushumor.files.wordpress.com/2022/09/mary-worth_karen-moy-june-bridgman_2022-07july-19.jpg?w=840&h=251)
Jared talks with Mary Worth about this. While he’s upset by the breakup he also feels it important to note it’s Dawn’s fault. And yeah, he has found someone who’s treating him better. Mary Worth advises being respectful towards Dawn, insisting that Dawn wouldn’t want to hurt him intentionally. He does say how he wishes Dawn would talk with her. And Mary Worth hopes that Dawn will eventually talk to her, too. So there’s where Mary Worth gets the sense this is a meddle-ready relationship.
Meanwhile Dawn is angry about being dumped. Her friend Cathy notes that this is all Dawn’s fault. It is, and her I-told-you-so is more justified than Sally Forth hauling off on Alice a couple weeks ago. But it doesn’t push Dawn to real self-reflection until she talks with her father, mayonnaise export Wilbur Weston. He shares some of his romantic troubles, including his separation from Dawn’s mother. That romance scam he fell for in Colombia. And then how Stella called for a break in their relationship after he thought it’d be fun to let everyone think he was dead an extra week after falling off that CRUISE SHIP.
![[ After lying in bed with troubled thoughts, Dawn sleeps and dreams ... ] She dreams of herself, tearing her hair off, growing fatter, growing glasses, turning into a duplicate of her father. Dawn wakes up, screaming.](https://nebushumor.files.wordpress.com/2022/09/mary-worth_karen-moy-june-bridgman_2022-08august-14.jpg?w=840&h=591)
Dawn sees in her father the things that wreck her own relationships. Also she gets worried about “inconstancy”, the way people in the year 2022 do. This leads to a Mary Worth Dream Sequence, a very literal one where she turns into her father. Afraid of turning into her father, she turns to Mary Worth, the least inconstant character in the story comics now that Mark Trail has internalized thoughts, for help.
Mary Worth says she saw the signs of this, but that Dawn had to discover them for herself. All right. So Dawn needs to click her silver shoes together and tell Jared there’s no bad blood between them. She does, using those words. They agree they don’t hate each other. Jared asks if she’d like to hang out sometime, and Dawn says no, not yet. Maybe sometime.
Feeling freed, though, Jared goes on another pleasant date with Jess. Both agree that it was Dawn’s fault, but this is the first time Jared ever broke up with someone so he feels bad about it. Jess wishes he weren’t so “hideous”, so that Jared might kiss her, and, what do you know but he does.
And this is where we’ve gotten in early September.
Dubiously Sourced Mary Worth Sunday Panel Quotes!
- “I always entertain great hopes.” — Robert Frost, 19 June 2022.
- “Loving you was like going to war: I never came back the same.” — Warsan Shire, 26 June 2022.
- “I think heartbreak is something you learn to live with, as opposed to learn to forget.” — Kate Winslet, 3 July 2022.
- “A kind gesture can reach a wound only compassion can heal.” — Steve Maraboli, 10 July 2022.
- “Ihe dew of compassion is a tear.” — Lord Byron, 17 July 2022.
- “A man is already halfway in love with any woman who will listen to him.” — Brendan Behan, 24 July 2022.
- “Respect is one of the greatest expressions of love.” — Miguel Angel Ruiz, 31 July 2022.
- “The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.” — Proverb, 7 August 2022.
- “My father didn’t tell me how to live: he lived, and let me watch him do it.” — Clarence Budington Kelland, 14 August 2022.
- “Character is the ability to carry out a good resolution long after the excitement of the moment has passed.” — Cavett Robert, 21 August 2022.
- “What we have one enjoyed we can never lose. All that we love deeply becomes a part of us.” — Helen Keller, 28 August 2022.
- “I’ve learned that love, not time, heals all wounds.” — Andy Rooney, 4 September 2022.
Next Week!
It’s the Ghost Who Walks … though a lot of catacombs! Not into his death in a remote Indian valley as part of the destruction of the Walker legacy! I look at Tony DePaul and Jeff Weigel’s The Phantom, Sunday continuity, the one with semi-human beast monsters, next week, if things go to plan.
You know, Joseph, your posts would be so much more enjoyable if you didn’t have so freaking many typos! Now seriously, re-read what you posted above and look for all the times you wrote “he” instead of “she” and whatever other errors you missed, and fix them!
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Well, this smarts, but for the reason that you’re right. This was one essay that I ended up finishing far closer to publication than I wanted and I didn’t have the time to let it sit overnight and re-read. I mean, I always find some glitches when I re-read a published piece but they’re usually not load-bearing mistakes like this. Bleah.
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Joseph, I ordinarily would not be so critical. Don’t know what came over me. Guess it was because I knew you knew better. Now I feel like quoting John Lennon: “I didn’t mean to hurt you. I’m sorry that I made you cry, oh my.”
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You don’t have anything to apologize for. I can take correction and criticism, and try to be good about it. But you’re right, and I should be writing and editing better than that and it’s embarrassing to face it.
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