Statistics Saturday: Phrases That the Kids Today Use to Say They Like Something, So Far as You Know


  • “That really slaps!”
  • “That pours out the happy vibes.”
  • “tldr: tyjfdarwqsw!” (or other keysmash after the colon)
  • “That is so that!”
  • “Yeet that fleek!”
  • “That normalizes the singularity!”
  • “Well zip my per!”
  • “It’s as real as bowling!!”
  • “4:34, sweet!”
  • “Only now, it cross-pollenates!”
  • “That sings!” (said so sarcastically as to become sincere again)
  • “Everything else wants to be this and can’t.”

Reference: Mark Twain On The Damned Human Race, Editor Janet Smith.

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Author: Joseph Nebus

I was born 198 years to the day after Johnny Appleseed. The differences between us do not end there. He/him.

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