Statistics Saturday: _Funky Winkerbean_ Punchlines Of The Year

• “As a director … I’d only seen it marching backwards! ”
• “It’s also about getting trophies for the main showcase in the school lobby … and for lining the edge of the performance hall stage! ”
• “They should battle human inaction! ”
• “And you’ve had mine ever since, sweetie! ”
• “We are joking about this, right? Because, if not, I’d like you to come back with some stock tips and sports scores next time! ”
• “I moved it to the blouse table … it’s there … I just got sick of you following us! ”
• “Okay, that was triggering … I’m going back on the bottle! ”
• “That seems like a lot of money for just fetching pails of water!”
• “Seriously? ”
• “Something that once brought nothing but pain … has turned into something that’s bringing a lot of pleasure!!”
• “We’ve held three wedding receptions here and three weddings, including your mom and dad’s!!”
• “And let me tell you, there were some close calls!”

Reference: Labor and Capital In 19th Century Baseball, Robert P Gelzheiser.

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