Statistics 2022: Top Fads Of 2022

  1. Hollering about “Quiet Quitting”
  2. Re-requesting the multi-factor-authentication code be texted to us
  3. Taffy pushing
  4. Agreeing that animated Christmas specials these days move too fast and edit too much, all right-y
  5. Re-launching your Patreon
  6. Sea Shanties on TikTok? That was this year, right?
  7. Struggling to remember why everyone was that angry about “Bean Dad” without looking it up
  8. Nodding about how the weather isn’t supposed to be like this, all right-y
  9. Goldfish swallowing telephone booths
  10. Slumbering for ten times ten thousand eons until time has made mockery of all contemporary woes, finding they’ve still got as many woes left over, all right-y
  11. Liminality
  12. Minor-chord acoustic covers of New Wave hits

Reference: The Most Unsordid Act: Lend-Lease, 1939 – 1941, Warren F. Kimball.

PS: the code was 560142. Please use within the next — sorry, it’s expired.

Author: Joseph Nebus

I was born 198 years to the day after Johnny Appleseed. The differences between us do not end there. He/him.

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