Yeah, So That Hair Tie With the Existence Problems That Disappeared in My Car?


It’s still vanished. I was so ready for it to be sitting there on the floor of my car, taunting me for not having seen it since last week, but there you go and I don’t have any good reason to go back to the store about it.

Author: Joseph Nebus

I was born 198 years to the day after Johnny Appleseed. The differences between us do not end there. He/him.

4 thoughts on “Yeah, So That Hair Tie With the Existence Problems That Disappeared in My Car?”

  1. Ask Ringo Starr if a hair tie appeared with the mouse and weasel that showed up last week in his jacket pocket. He’s a nice guy and known to employ the odd pun now and again, I’m sure he’d happily help you in your quest.

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    1. You know, I should check in more with Ringo to see how he’s doing. He seems to be having a great time even though he’s living in the same times the rest of us are. Hope he won’t mind if I pop into his fridge.

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