Statistics Saturday: Some Things I Would Like To Stop With Their Not-Existing And Be Again

• My hair tie
• My tire pressure gauge
• This pair of eyeglasses my spouse had on the vanity that just disappeared one month when we weren’t paying attention to them
• The job I used to have that paid only okay-ish but where they left me alone to do whatever I felt like 380 days of the year and only had specific duties the rest of the time
• Those Star Trek tie-in novels from the 80s where everything was by some fanfic writer slipping in, like, the Fourth Doctor as a background character and no editor noticed or else some professional writer using a trunk manuscript so you get, like, Dr McCoy shaming the cosmic entity who makes quasars for being a jerk
• Two Guys discount department store since, why not
• That home videotape of my trip to see my aunt and uncle in Indiana from back in 1988 that I lost when I moved out to Michigan
• Story comics
• This one pen cap my spouse had that disappeared after dropping the book the pen was in on the floor
• Coke Zero Orange in cans
• Turn-based grand strategy games for the Mac
• The time slot where Buzzr would show Whew!

Reference: The Edifice Complex: How The Rich And Powerful — And Their Architects — Shape The World, Deynan Sudjic.