The Trouble Is All the Clothes I Buy Look Like My Taste in Clothes

Caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror (glimpses often hide in mirrors) and realized from the faint collar of my shirt that I had it on inside-out. Embarrassing, but I hadn’t gone outside yet so who was going to see? I took it off and tured it inside-out and discovered from the label no, I had it on the outside-out, like it should. So what I get from this is it’s time I bought some new shirts. Something with a stronger sense of direction.


Author: Joseph Nebus

I was born 198 years to the day after Johnny Appleseed. The differences between us do not end there. He/him.

2 thoughts on “The Trouble Is All the Clothes I Buy Look Like My Taste in Clothes”

  1. You need to stop going into ’70’s Wisk commercials!
    Now you got that bunch of kids following you chanting “Ring around the collar! Ring around the collar!” How long will the neighbors put up with that? They’ll frighten the carnivorous squirrels!


    1. Oh, we don’t have to worry about that around here. I don’t think any of our squirrels have even licked a car, much less eaten one. The old electric snow-blower, that’s a different story.


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