Another Ominous Glimpse at My Near Future

Amazon e-mailed me with a list of things they think I might like. It’s kind of them, but what they think I might like is a whole bunch of internal hard disk drive mounting harnesses. I admit I got such a harness, but it was from the CompUSA in Latham, New York, near the Hannaford supermarket, back in 1998, so I don’t know why they figure it’s due for a lot of replacement right now. I don’t know what Amazon’s highly-trained algorithms have detected is coming for me really soon now that I need at least five harnesses from 2.5 to 3.5 inches but I guess I should do the rational thing and order at least four of them. I imagine I can take the unused ones and, I don’t know, fry them up with some sauerkraut and Kosciusko mustard? It must make sense.

Author: Joseph Nebus

I was born 198 years to the day after Johnny Appleseed. The differences between us do not end there. He/him.

4 thoughts on “Another Ominous Glimpse at My Near Future”

  1. Your post gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling because I am familiar with CompUSA, Latham, Hannaford, 1998, and Kosciusko mustard.


    1. No, can’t … I barely have access to my Amazon account, because I always forget which of six e-mail accounts it’s tied to and I can not believe I used that as my password, but it’d be too much bother to change it to something good.


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