Amazon e-mailed me with a list of things they think I might like. It’s kind of them, but what they think I might like is a whole bunch of internal hard disk drive mounting harnesses. I admit I got such a harness, but it was from the CompUSA in Latham, New York, near the Hannaford supermarket, back in 1998, so I don’t know why they figure it’s due for a lot of replacement right now. I don’t know what Amazon’s highly-trained algorithms have detected is coming for me really soon now that I need at least five harnesses from 2.5 to 3.5 inches but I guess I should do the rational thing and order at least four of them. I imagine I can take the unused ones and, I don’t know, fry them up with some sauerkraut and Kosciusko mustard? It must make sense.
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Your post gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling because I am familiar with CompUSA, Latham, Hannaford, 1998, and Kosciusko mustard.
Excellent; you’re the audience then for the tight five I’m working up about the clearance sale that year from the comic book shop that was in the Latham Circle Mall.
Does your rabbit have access to your Amazon account? It would explain all the carrot and celery suggestions.
No, can’t … I barely have access to my Amazon account, because I always forget which of six e-mail accounts it’s tied to and I can not believe I used that as my password, but it’d be too much bother to change it to something good.